Things are so bad with the Cincinnati Reds that fans are threatening to desecrate the holy sanctity of that Toyota Tundra parked at Great American Ball Park.
While the Bengals and Bearcats are outstanding, the Cincinnati Reds absolutely stink this year!
When your favorite baseball team has won precisely three games on the season, people lose their minds, and maybe even their lunch, after the disgusting act this disturbed fan wants to speak into existence. Whether it is Gold Star or Skyline, this dude is planning on leaving his mark in the back of that fine Japanese automobile. When Toyota becomes Yobagoya, this one belongs to the Reds!
Get a load of what this dude put out there on Reddit about what he feels he needs to do on Friday.
During the Friday May 6th game against the Pirates, I will be scaling the wall to defecate in the bed of the Toyota Tundra, if anyone can take photos of me, I’d appreciate it.
Also if anyone is down to also shit in the bed of the truck, meet me under the smokestacks in the top of the 4th inning. Cheers!
What better place on Friday night in the Queen City than under the smokestacks in the top of the fourth inning?
Cincinnati Reds fan threatens to turn the Toyota Tundra into a dump truck
Not since Dirty Mike and the Boys found that poodle and bottle of mustard have we wanted to see a full-grown man do what he feels he needs to do in the back of another person’s car. It will be gross as all get-up, but it would be par for the course for the vomit-inducing on-field product The Castellinis have trotted out there for all of Covington to have to stomach. Just go to Austin, please!
If you think this is gross beyond reason, what do you think happened when Marge Schott owned the team? Her dog was treating that Riverfront Stadium infield like the back of a Toyota Tundra. Barry Larkin had a slick glove, but the fact he had to navigate that mess in the 1990s should have made him a first-ballot hall of famer. Of course, those nerds made an Amber Heard mess of that.
Will the Reds win more than three games this year? Allegedly, but Who Dey thank gone beat dem Bengals?! Even the Bearcats overcame their future Senator doofus to become the greatest thing to happen to Cincinnati since … Pringles! Ultimately, the MLB Network has no choice but to air the Pittsburgh Pirates at the Reds on Friday night for our “enjoyment”. Wash your hands afterwards.
We have not seen a Tundra get fertilized since the Green Bay Packers in the NFC Divisional Round.