Goat Simulator drops infuriating Xbox achievement for upcoming remaster

Coffee Stain Studios recently announced a remaster of the weird and wonderful Goat Simulator, and now, we have the Goat Simulator: Remastered achievements. Interestingly, Coffee Stain has decided to drop one of the most infamous Goat Simulator Xbox achievements for the upcoming Game Pass game. Shortly after the reveal of Goat Simulator: Remastered, we picked up a new Xbox achievement list for the upcoming Game Pass title. While you’d probably assume that this new list would be a copy of Goat Simulator on Xbox One, Xbox 360, and Windows, it’s actually pretty different. One of the more notable changes is the removal of The Flapmaster, a notoriously tricky achievement that many have not been able to unlock. If you’re unaware of The Flapmaster, this achievement requires you to score ten points in a Flappy Bird-style minigame found within Goat Simulator. On paper, that sounds pretty simple, but in reality, it’s an absolute pain that can have you pulling your hair out. The Flapmaster has caused players so many headaches that it holds the record for the achievement with the most guides (a total of 53 across all versions and including hidden solutions) written on TrueAchievements. Halo Reach’s If They Came to Hear Me Beg comes in a close second with a total of 52 guides, including hidden solutions. When looking at the stats for the Xbox One version of Goat Simulator, 0.53% of all Xbox players who have started the game have managed to pop The Flapmaster. Out of the 390,000 tracked TA Goat Simulator players, 34,593 (8%) have unlocked the achievement. Goat Simulator: Remastered features improved visuals, updated textures, new lighting, and reworked Mutators. It also bundles together the Goat City Bay, Goat MMO, Goat Z, Payday, Waste of Space, and Buck to School DLC packs into one package. Naturally, you’ll find some of the game’s original achievements in the Remastered version’s list, along with various DLC achievements and a couple of new ones. Goat Simulator: Remastered Xbox achievementsThere are 41 Goat Simulator: Remastered achievements worth a total of 1,000 Gamerscore, none of which are secret.Name Description GamerscoreAround the World on 5 Trampolines Visit 5 trampolines in one jump bouncing on each trampoline once 15Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3? Sacrifice 3 Sanctum items 15I Can’t Believe That Worked Do 10 front flips in one trick 15Cardio Kills Your Gains Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue 15Rymdskepp i Rymden Travel to space! 15Try Hard Find all Goat Trophies on the GoatVille level 32Mattress Madness Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds 15Mile High Club Lick the Hanging Glider 15I Freaking Love Goats Find all Goat Trophies on the Goat City Bay level 90Neckbeard Smell and look like one 15Is That a Goat? Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached 15Colombian Sugar Lord Ride the boat while on a sugar rush 15Valkyrie Go on the catapult with a rider on your back 15Don’t Panic srsly 15Goatta Catch ‘Em All! How do you catch goats? 32Better Than Warlords of Dredmor Reach level 101 15Sallskapsresan Visit all zones on the MMO level 32Music Non Stop Jump on the launchpad 15Voluntary QA Trash the server room 15An Unnecessary Journey Throw Bilbo the dwarf into lava 15Love or Hate? Find all Goat Trophies on the MMO level 32I am Bread Are you bread? 15Use the Sword, Goat Pickup a photon sword as a Father Goat or a Good Goat 15NERD! Find all Goat Trophies on the Waste of Space level 90Testaholic Complete the Test Chambers 15Splishy Splashy Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey Visit the Badehaus 15Whiplash Perform a drum solo 15I’m a Dynamite Try to blow yourself up 15Chief Fidget Find all Goat Trophies on the School level 32Big in Japan Beat the whiplash course without getting wet 15Hang Tight Paraglide in the air for 1 minute 15Warm Bath Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool 15Survive for Your Life Survive 10 days 15Bounce It! Enable the hydraulic cars 15Goat Theft Auto Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over with it 15Le Voyage dans la Lune A trip to the Moon 15Rocket League Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert 15Dastardly Place a hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive 15The Big Score Find all Goat Trophies on the PAYDAY level 90Hoarder Find all Goat Trophies on the GoatZ level 90Ready for the Grill Wrap a garl’eek in tinfoil 15Goat Simulator: Remastered launches for Xbox Series X|S and Xbox Game Pass in 2024. If you missed the announcement during Gamescom, make sure you check out our Gamescom Opening Night Live 2024 round-up.



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