You know what would be good right about now? Goats. Unfortunately, we don’t have any yet… but there’s not long to wait. All of us here at Coffee Stain Publishing and Coffee Stain North are very (cautiously) excited to announce that Goat Simulator 3 will be launching November 17 for Xbox Series X|S, the perfect time of year to snuggle up on the sofa and role play as a goat.
In case you missed it, we announced Goat Simulator 3 back in June. It’s a direct sequel to 2014’s Goat Simulator and is set to be the grand return of no one’s favorite female protagonist, Pilgor. The new game will be a fresh take on the old farmyard-fueled mayhem players know and love, but this time you’ll be able to jump into four-person multiplayer with a whole new sandbox island to explore and destroy.
All of this is waiting for you on November 17 and you can pre-order the game today on the Xbox Store to get access to a delightful (if slightly disturbing) piece of “pre-udder” gear as part of the Goat Simulator 3 Pre-Udder Edition or choose the Digital Downgrade Edition which comes with a bunch of other remastered items from the original Goat Simulator.
Pre-order your copy of Goat Simulator 3 on Xbox Series X|S today!
Goat Simulator 3 – Pre-Order Standard Edition
Coffee Stain Publishing AB
☆☆☆☆☆
★★★★★
$29.99
Pilgor’s baaack!
Order the Standard Edition early and you’ll get your very own in-game Pre-udder. It’s exactly what you think it is. Gather your herd and venture forth into Goat Simulator 3; an all-new, totally realistic, sandbox farmyard experience that puts you back in the hooves of no one’s favourite female protagonist.
That’s right – we’re doing this again. The baa has been raised, and Pilgor is joined by other goats too. You can invite up to three friends in local or online co-op, create carnage as a team, or compete in mini-games and then not be friends anymore.
Get ready for another round of udder mayhem. Lick, headbutt, and ruin your way through a brand new open world in the biggest waste of your time since Goat Simulator! We won’t tell you how to play (except in the tutorial), but merely provide the means to be the goats of your dreams.
KEY FEATURES:
– You can be a goat
– Three of your friends can be goats too, and join you in local or online co-op
– No really, there are so many goats. If you want to be fancy you can wear the skins of tall goats, stripey goats, and many more. There’s a goat for everyone!
– Or dress up your goat in all kinds of nonsense, from toilet rolls to tea trays. Put on a jetpack for all we care.
– This time we actually hired ‘game designers’ and we’re told they’ve added ‘an ok amount of content’; events, NPCs to mess with, physics, status effects, collectables, easter eggs, lies, betrayal, heartbreak
– They’ve added mini-games too, lots of mini-games (seven is a lot, right?)
– Who said anything about a musical?
– You can be Keanu Ree… (jk, wanted to check you were still reading)
– But you can be a goldfish (true story)
DISCLAIMER:
Goat Simulator 3 is another completely stupid game. Will this game teach you how to become one with your local herd? Probably not. Learning about real goats with David Attenborough or something would absolutely be the smarter thing to do.
Goat Simulator 3 – Pre-Order Digital Downgrade Edition
Coffee Stain Publishing AB
☆☆☆☆☆
★★★★★
$39.99
Pilgor’s baaack!
Order the Digital Downgrade Edition early and you’ll get your very own in-game Pre-udder. It’s exactly what you think it is.
Gather your herd and venture forth into Goat Simulator 3; an all-new, totally realistic, sandbox farmyard experience. Invite up to three friends in local or online co-op, create carnage as a team, or compete in mini-games and then not be friends anymore.
The Digital Downgrade Edition includes the base game, plus unique remastered garbage from the different DLCs that came to Goat Simulator:
Unique garbage:
– Play as Old school Pilgor
– Full Tank armour (MMO)
– Goat Zero skin (GoatZ)
– Space helmet & suit (Waste of Space)
– Masks of Don Pastrami, Valentino Salami, Dolph Spaghetti & Humphrey Ciabatta (Payday)
– Digital Soundtrack
– 3D Printing Files:
– Pilgor
– Tony Shark
– Goat Tower
– Trinket
DISCLAIMER:
Goat Simulator 3 is another completely stupid game. Will this game teach you how to become one with your local herd? Probably not. Learning about real goats with David Attenborough or something would absolutely be the smarter thing to do.