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Cute indie games keep trying to make me cry, and I choose to blame Pixar

Byadmin

May 30, 2022


Disney started it. It murdered Bambi’s mother (spoilers, sorry), locked Dumbo’s mom in a cage (oops, that’s another one), and chucked Simba’s father off a cliff (I’m not apologizing for this one, Disney owes me an apology). The message behind every Disney movie was clear. There’s a price for watching our beautiful cartoons, kids: your heart is going to be ripped out at some point.

Then Pixar came along and took the agony to new levels, only aimed at adults. “Oh, you wanna watch this silly CGI movie with talking dogs and a flying balloon house?” said Pixar. “Well, you’re not gonna do it without sobbing in grief. And this other movie about cute toys coming to life is actually about your children growing up and not needing you anymore! Ha ha! Why do we do this, you ask? Because we can. Now cry for me, bitch. Cry.”



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