Stardew Valley players won’t stop making increasingly unhinged Grandpa death mods

As is written in the farm life sim bylaws, Stardew Valley begins the way so many do: with your character inheriting a plot of land from their dear, deceased relative. In Stardew, your kind, old grandpa gets a quick farewell scene on a rather shabby-looking deathbed where he’s conveying his final wishes for you to take over the family farm. Enter the modders, who years ago took pity on Grandpa and gave him a better bed. Suddenly the community is instead obsessed with giving Grandpa the most inglorious death possible.

As spotted by Gamesradar, one Stardew modder on the game’s subreddit rounded up several new mods in the self-declared “dying grandpa renaissance”. There sure have been an influx of new Grandpa death scenes, but if I’m not sure renaissance is the artistic nomenclature I’d choose. These Grandpa sendoffs are somewhere between surrealism and postmodernism.